parents: don't stay up all night on the computer
looks at clock
looks at clock again
When you're trying to cook something, and It turns... →
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When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong. So you start typing like this…
Finding out you're adopted
Loki: *kills over 80 people and tries to destroy Midgard*
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
funeralfrost: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
peewentz: i have no idea what’s going on like 90% of the time
I dont care if its raw fish or whatever I enjoy eating it
lawlawskm: AIGHT. 10 minutes. So I don’t get the concept of “boyfriend” and “girlfriend.” People fall in love, but they’re never IN LOVE (lolwut). Like, high school relationships: you say you’re in love, but are you really? Are you really in love with that person, that you are willing to spend the rest of your life with that person? Because I’m pretty sure that’s how relationships work....