February 2013
August 2012
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jakefromstate-farm:
am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?
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bethboxin:
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what...
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“I know that this is the internet, and we’re all anonymous and all that, but...”
– Neil Gaiman (via wilwheaton)
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Group high five for everyone who is unpopular both...
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montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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shagmestyles:
There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
ibetmittromney:
I bet Mitt Romney reminded the teacher there was homework due.
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thefrogman:
bleu-belle:
So today I was looking at thefrogman’s blog, and I thought to myself ‘this is fucking hilarious; I need to show this to my pet hamster’.
So I got him out of his cage and showed him the screen and clearly he enjoyed it because he proceeded to pee all over my hand and keyboard.
Frogman, you owe me a new laptop.
I saw this in the Frogman tag.
IF ANYONE ASKS, I’M NOT...
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fasterfood:
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howtodresswell:
would u punch a kid for $500,000
shit I’ll do it for $10
i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid
we shouldn’t be punching kids u guise
looks like we found the kid who you’ll all be punching
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SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot"
SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
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